“Increase your manhood by 3-6 inches.”
Penis spam. That’s what I call them. Today, I opened my yet-to-be-migrated-to-Gmail email account and got 178 messages. Only 11 were meant for me. 167 spam messages, 108 of which were penis-related. I did not even take into account those I get (daily) from WordPress, forum softwares (PhpBB the worst), gallery softwares, even customized scripts that have some sort of commenting system. “The great penis spam inventory,” if you may.
Some popular penis products
Good ol’ Viagra, MegaDik, Cock Growth Patch, Dick Growth Patch, Magna RX, Andro Extender, Ejaculoid, Stamina Rx, Vimax, ExtenZe, Pecker Booster, Average Joe, Devirginator, Shlong Dong, Bald Avenger, Optimus Prime, Recommended for Asians, Juan Tamod. Ok, I made some of those up.
And to think these are the same spam messages that my mom, my sister, my lolo, my lola, my nieces and nephews, nuns, priests, etc. get. The likes of these – Warning! Mature Content. I’m beginning to think the number of penis spam we get is directly related to how much we need the products. Maybe targeted to Asians – hey, do you think African-Americans get these emails? I don’t think so too. Do you need a bigger penis?